Did you notice that the last two recipes and stories weren’t quite as elaborate as usual? Yes? In that case I apologise. But even the most imperial of dictators need a holiday every now and then. The past few weeks I’ve actually been on vacation. I managed to write two recipes ahead before I left for Italy a few weeks ago, and by a nifty stroke of luck, I had access to the internet on the days I was meant to publish them.
However, this week, unfortunately I haven’t managed it. I’ve been doing other exciting things. Lying about on beaches. Eating watermelons as big as a five year old child. Making small talk with elderly Italians. There hasn’t been time to write a story and come up with a recipe.
So instead, this week I would like to refer you all to the following website: http://www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/
Go have a look. If not for the recipes, then for the amusement of reading lots of rudies in such a seemingly innocent context as the world of cookery.
I promise a better effort for next week. For now, this will have to do.
With my sincere apologies, yours truly,